Without getting too much into details about how this conversation came to be, this is a father-to-son chat my dad had with me the other night after returning from a court house out of state.
DAD: Don't go to jail in New Jersey.
ME: Ooo kaaay... Uh... Dad, I'm trying not to go to jail at all.
This statement was almost out of the blue, had I not known where he was earlier. But it was the timing.
(Just to put minds at easy, none of us have been arrested. However, we keep finding ourselves at court for numerous reasons... which is a whole other story I'll be sure to chat about later.)